Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The assembly

Good morning everyone, glad you could make it out of bed. First I'd like to start with the roll call.

Fuzzy incoherent mind (fibro fog)? HERE!

Lower back, hip pain, both sides? HERE!

Headache? HERE!

Intestinal disquietude? HERE!

Burning indigestion (Fibro gut)? HERE!

Inability to raise arms?......I said, inability to raise arms? Oh, there you are, you should have waved..sheesh.

Swollen, bruised hands and fingers? HERE!

Spasming left knee? HERE!

Aching right knee? HERE!

Swollen toes on left foot? HERE!

Alrighty then, you assembled make up the aching pile known as the body *Louie*. Your mission this rainy cold day, is to get the body cleaned. SILENCE!! This is not an option, this is a must do. The body is disgusting, the teeth are frightful, and don't get me started on how you've chosen to dress it.

We need to do this parts, really, the dog has taken to sleeping with the cats he's so traumatized, and Buzz keeps gagging. So get to it!

Meeting adjourned.

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